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Why did the farmer cross the road?

Brooke Herter James

Why did the farmer cross the road?

  • 239 Want to read
  • 34 Currently reading

Published .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Fairs,
  • Humorous stories,
  • Farmers,
  • Juvenile fiction,
  • Domestic animals,
  • Fiction

  • About the Edition

    While Donkey tries to convince Farmer that all the other animals have left the farm, chickens, goats, and even a cow are enjoying rides and contests at a fair.

    Edition Notes

    Statementwritten by Brooke Herter James ; illustrated by Mike Herrod
    ContributionsHerrod, Mike, illustrator
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPZ7.1.J3848 Why 2017
    The Physical Object
    Pagination1 volume (unpaged)
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL27231396M
    ISBN 101585369632
    ISBN 109781585369638
    LC Control Number2016026768
    OCLC/WorldCa953325050

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Why did the farmer cross the road? by Brooke Herter James Download PDF EPUB FB2

PreS-Gr 2 James puts a new spin on the timeless joke in her first picture book. In this quirky tale, Donkey awakens the farmer, alerting him that the pigs have left the farm.

The farmer states, That s not possible and goes back to sleep. Meanwhile, the pigs are walking through town, looking for a snack. Now the cows and sheep are following/5(8). I love this book. Why Did the Farmer Cross the Road sneaks up on the reader. Brooke James' sensibility is funny, sweet and sly.

Her voice is assured and strikes just the right tone. She manages to provide a wonderful story about personal responsibility without ever mentioning those words and without being preachy.

Young kids will love this book.3/5. Why Did the Farmer Cross the Road, by author Brooke Herter, is a delightful little book that explains where the chickens (and other barnyard animals) went, and why farmer had to go after them.

The book opens with farmer’s faithful donkey–whose name happens to be Donkey, knocking on his door to tell him there’s a situation brewing.

Children will also love the illustrations, particularly the fact that they can track the time of day on the farmer's clock, from page to page. Small details like these make for great discoveries for young readers and engage children in fact finding missions, and in this /5.

Get this from a library. Why did the farmer cross the road?. Why did the farmer cross the road? book [Brooke Herter James; Mike Herrod] -- While Donkey tries to convince Farmer that all the other animals have left the farm, chickens, goats, and even a cow are enjoying rides and contests at a fair.

Farmer would just like to sleep in but his early morning slumbers are disturbed by his faithful companion, Donkey. And Donkey isn't there to bid Farmer a good morning. As it turns out, the prospect of fun and food has lured the farm's livestock to.

BOOK JOURNEY: Why Did the Farmer Cross the Road. began its long journey from idea to manuscript to published book the day my son Peter looked up from the kitchen table and reported that our donkey, Sarah Ruth, was standing at the back door.

Why Did the Farmer Cross the Road. by Brooke Herter James,available at Book Depository with free delivery worldwide.3/5(40). The farmer doesn’t believe his donkey. An hour later, Donkey wakes the farmer again to tell him the cow has escaped—and so have the sheep.

While the farmer’s making coffee atDonkey tells him the chickens and the goats are gone too turns out the fair is on, and every animal is headed there. 12 Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Before The Farmer A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started.

A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. Farmer would just like to sleep in but his early morning slumbers are disturbed by his faithful companion, Donkey.

And Donkey isn’t there to bid Farmer a good morning. As it turns out, the prospect of fun and food has lured the farm’s livestock to a local fair. Now it’s up to Farmer and Donkey to go round up the wayward critters before they can get into too much trouble.

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Get this from a library. Why did the farmer cross the road?. [Brooke Herter James; Mike Herrod] -- Farmer would just like to sleep in but his early morning slumbers are disturbed by his faithful companion, Donkey. And Donkey isn't there to bid Farmer a good morning. As it turns out, the prospect.

School Library Journal - Why Did the Farmer Cross the Road. Reviewed on 1 April PreS-Gr 2–James puts a new spin on the timeless joke in her first picture book. In this quirky tale, Donkey awakens the farmer, alerting him that the pigs have left the farm. The farmer states, “That’s not possible” and goes back to sleep.

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Isn’t it true. Since our childhood we have heard this silly yet funny joke. Basically this is a common riddle joke with hundreds of simple answers, the punchline or answer could be: “To get to the other side” this is the very basic answer.

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Young readers will laugh out loud at the antics of the farmer’s chickens, goats, pigs, and one anxious cow in this quirky take on the traditional knock-knock joke.

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